"It’s a 100 foot drop."

"It’s 200."

Peace was never an option.

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

rorypondismypatronus:

lesupernerd:

Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.

Or he’s just so broken at that point, that he doesn’t care any more

Don’t you dare.

T.A.R.D.I.S

deducingbbcsherlock:

 In the end, are you really so obvious? Because this was textbook.

dunwall:

"do you wanna play videogames with me" i literally always want to play videogames

as a little kid: how on earth do big kids go around to different classes all day
now: how on earth do little kids sit with the same teacher all day long

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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